Gorillaz On Melancholy Hill (Red)

Madam, the ship is under attack by pirates! I’ve been sent to escort you to the lifeboats! Oh- um… I… Oh dear.

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Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself.

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I bloody wish. 

(via carnahan) My inability to do this has actually earned me the nickname Captain Explanation from the likes of radcroc… (via coffeecollie)

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