I never told you to treat me like a princess I want you to treat me like a dragon, cower in fear before me and get me expensive shiny things
I can hear my dog crying inside the house because she’s alone and its breaking my heart but I have to go to school ;;-;;
yes hello, guinness book of records? yeah, I’m calling because I’m pretty sure I’m the first person to ever memorize the entire fresh prince of bel-air theme song. yeah I’ve been practicing for years. every time the show comes up in conversation I like to showcase my skills, reciting the entire thing. from memory, mind you. pretty impressive, huh? everybody probably thinks so. I can do it for you right now if you don’t believe me. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin west philadelphia born and r- hello? you still there?